Top 5 Coolest Astros of All-Time

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Houston Astros, Lance McCullers Jr.
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1. Lance McCullers Jr.

He has the flow of a hockey player, the jewelry of an NBA star, and ices out his cleats like a football player. The weirdest part is that he wasn’t always like this. He was a great player, winning the World Series in 2017, but he came back after that year with the spirit of Houston and its culture flowing though him. The man literally has an Astronaut tattooed on him.

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The coolest moment he has had, besides his dominant pitching performances in the regular season and the playoffs, is when he barked at MLB Legend Albert Pujols from the dugout in 2019. He was sticking up for teammate Jake Marisnick, and did not care who he was griping at. This is the absolute definition of swagger.