2. Yuli Gurriel
His name is La Pina. He wears jewelry while playing. He has by far the most swag and most intimidating batting stance in the league, and he crushes homers in clutch situations, even at the ripe age of 33.
Usually, younger guys have the most swag and it wears off as they get older, but not in Yuli’s case. He didn’t come to the Majors until 2016 at the age of 32, but has exhibited enough coolness to last an entire career.