4. Jose Siri (2021-Present)
The older readers here probably don’t agree with this pick since he has been on the team for such a short amount of time, but there’s just no arguing about Jose Siri’s amount of swagger. He wears a gold “100” chain, taunts his opponents with his celebrations (whether it’s for him or his teammates), and simply does not care what anyone thinks of him.
Watching the 2021 postseason, it’s easy to see why I put him here. There’s good reason to believe he will move up on this list as his career in Houston progresses.