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Top 5 Coolest Astros of All-Time
4. Jose Siri (2021-Present)
The older readers here probably don’t agree with this pick since he has been on the team for such a short amount of time, but there’s just no arguing about Jose Siri’s amount of swagger. He wears a gold “100” chain, taunts his opponents with his celebrations (whether it’s for him or his teammates), and simply does not care what anyone thinks of him.
Watching the 2021 postseason, it’s easy to see why I put him here. There’s good reason to believe he will move up on this list as his career in Houston progresses.
3. Jose Cruz (1975-1987)
The argument can be made that he was a key player in making the rainbow jersey so cool during the ’70s and ’80s. Let’s be honest, is there anything more intimidating to a pitcher than the entire crowd saying “Cruuuuuuz” in unison as the opposing batter comes to the plate? His swagger continues to this day, as a public sighting of him at the “Juice Box” leads to fans, both young and old, breaking out into “Cruuuuuuz”.
2. Yuli Gurriel
His name is La Pina. He wears jewelry while playing. He has by far the most swag and most intimidating batting stance in the league, and he crushes homers in clutch situations, even at the ripe age of 33.
Usually, younger guys have the most swag and it wears off as they get older, but not in Yuli’s case. He didn’t come to the Majors until 2016 at the age of 32, but has exhibited enough coolness to last an entire career.
1. Lance McCullers Jr.
He has the flow of a hockey player, the jewelry of an NBA star, and ices out his cleats like a football player. The weirdest part is that he wasn’t always like this. He was a great player, winning the World Series in 2017, but he came back after that year with the spirit of Houston and its culture flowing though him. The man literally has an Astronaut tattooed on him.
Meyers’ Favorite Postseason Moment Didn’t Involve Himself. dark. Next
The coolest moment he has had, besides his dominant pitching performances in the regular season and the playoffs, is when he barked at MLB Legend Albert Pujols from the dugout in 2019. He was sticking up for teammate Jake Marisnick, and did not care who he was griping at. This is the absolute definition of swagger.