Aug 8, 2014; Oakland, CA, USA; Oakland Athletics closing pitcher
(62) celebrates with teammates after defeating the Minnesota Twins 6-5 at O.co Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Lance Iversen-USA TODAY Sports
Unlike Dallas Keuchel‘s manscaped beard, Doolittle’s is wiry and unkempt. I’d be surprised if there were a real human underneath there and not a leprechaun masquerading as an MLB closer. How can you be the face of the entire league if no one can see your face?
Additionally, how a guy who has done little, as his name suggests, beats out the reigning American League batting champ is beyond me.
The A’s reliever later lost in the race to Buster Posey, but I think “Gigante” got robbed by a guy nicknamed “Doo.” Hate him, you must.
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